Five gooolden (cock) rings!

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Hello lovelies and welcome to our Kinkmas countdown!

I’ve wanted to do a Lovehoney advent calendar for a while now but because of cost, it was something I often put off doing. Well, now I have the perfect excuse — my audience will enjoy a kinky countdown to Christmas, too!

From 12th-24th December, I’ll be bringing you a post and a short Youtube video every day as we open this calendar together, followed by a review of our experience (hopefully!) on the 27th!

We deliberated over all of the calendar options but ultimately settled on the 12-day “Discover Romance” one. It’s designed to help bring romance to a relationship, but will there be romance in store for us?

Let’s explore…

Today is day:

In our Kinkmas countdown, and today we have…

Couple’s Cock Ring

How It Looks

For so long as you understand cock rings, this one is fairly self-explanatory: the smaller ring goes around your cock, the bigger ring goes around your balls and the bullet vibrator from day one of our Kinkmas Countdown goes in the perpendicular (perpen-dick-ular?) tube at the top. There are ridges on one side of the tube (Lovehoney logo on the other side) as well, which sort of suggests that the ridged side might be for stimulation of some sort (NB. Clitoral, of course it is!).

How It Handles

Made from super-soft silicone, this cock ring is surprisingly easy to stretch and slip into place, just be gentle on your old fella and his friends!

The bullet slides in fairly easily too, and because of the double-band design, we didn’t find it slipped around. A new one for us for sure, but surprisingly not difficult to grasp.

How It Feels

I think there are two types of people: those who like using sex toys, and those who don’t. I enjoy using sex toys, but Master Levi much prefers using sex toys on me than with me, and that’s perfectly okay.

This cock ring led to some out-of-this-world clitoral pleasure for me, but Master found the sensation of having his cock and balls squeezed together quite distracting, and his discomfort made me uncomfortable. The cock ring is designed to please both parties, but right here, only one of us was enjoying herself.

The Verdict

Like I said above, for some it’s a yes and others it’s a no, and unike those times when I can just use what works for me, with a cock ring, it’s about both of us. Something fun to try for sure, but sadly didn’t work for both of us. 3/5.