A licence to thrill that sadly wasn’t quite up to the mission.
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Hello Lovelies and welcome back to another sex toy review!
I’m really ecstatic to have been chosen to review this set, and both of my Sirs know this. Both of them have wanted it and I have had so much fun over these past few weeks teasing them about being the only one who has access to it 😉 I was going to change my vote since this set was so popular, but Matt told me not to. Now, we’re finally going to be taking a peek inside!
Bedroom Fantasies Luxury Bondage Suitcase: Product Description
The Bedroom Fantasies Faux Leather Luxury Bondage Suitcase comprises of thirteen pieces of sexy faux leather bondage accessories. Included are four cuffs (two wrist and two ankle), a collar and leash (you can use the handle as a paddle for spanking fun!), blindfold, ballgag, hogtie, carabiners and connecting chains. All wrapped up in a gorgeous red velvet bag and sealed inside a lockable briefcase, this set comprises of almost everything you need for a night of kinky fun!
How It Feels
I really wanted to be impressed by this set, but I just wasn’t. Where do we even begin?
For a start, the faux leather feels thin and cheap, and I do worry that some of the straps might snap if you pulled on them hard enough. Nothing about the set screams “luxury”, rather, it feels like something you find in the adult section of a discount store. The hardware is nice, and the chains and connections feel sturdy and strong. If we were grading them alone, it’d get full marks for that.
The cuffs and collar aren’t lined, so they get hot and sticky after a while — and not in a good way!
For a so-called “luxury” set I was hoping for a bit of velvet, a bit of velour, even a bit of foam padding — anything that would have made this set more “luxury” to wear! Sadly, it just wasn’t there.
The ball gag is on the smaller side, ideal for newbies as those who like comfort but perhaps a bit underwhelming for the hardcore bondage enthusiasts. Coated in silicone, it’s easy to keep clean.
Onto the blindfold — the blindfold is thin and unpadded again, and the only way to really block any light out is by closing your eyes. It does secure with a buckle, but I don’t think that really redeems it. If you want a simple, comfortable and effective blindfold, you really can’t go wrong with this one.
The hogtie is fun, and if you want to, say, take one of the carabiners off and use it as a joiner instead, you can do so with ease. Just because it’s a hogtie, doesn’t mean that’s all you can use it for. That versatility comes in quite useful.
As for the handle of the leash that can be used as a paddle, it just feels awkward and cheap — the handle feels excessive floppy, the edges feel rough and the chain jangles around when you try to slap your partner with it. Stop cutting corners and buy a paddle already!
Bedroom Fantasies Luxury Bondage Suitcase: The Verdict
I had so many high hopes and expectations for this suitcase but it’s one of those occasions where the packaging really is much better than what’s inside. If I was buying this just for the suitcase then I’d mark it quite highly, but it’s also about the bondage accessories inside, which are, in my personal opinion, some of the poorest pieces I’ve seen. The metal work is good, but that’s about all I can rank it for. It’s a miserable ⅖ from us.
Where To Buy
Ready to get all tied up? The Bedroom Fantasies luxury bondage suitcase retails on Lovehoney for £199.99/$299.99. Pick yours up below:
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