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Yule love glitzy number seven.
Hello lovelies and welcome to our Kinkmas countdown!
I’ve wanted to do a Lovehoney advent calendar for a while now but because of cost, it was something I often put off doing. Well, now I have the perfect excuse — my audience will enjoy a kinky countdown to Christmas, too!
From 12th-24th December, I’ll be bringing you a post and a short Youtube video every day as we open this calendar together, followed by a review of our experience (hopefully!) on the 27th!
We deliberated over all of the calendar options but ultimately settled on the 12-day “Discover Romance” one. It’s designed to help bring romance to a relationship, but will there be romance in store for us?
Let’s explore…
Today is day:

In our Kinkmas countdown, and today we have…

A Body Massager
How It Feels
I think Matt preferred this massager more then I did, and as I massaged his shoulders in slow, kneadimg circ;;es woth the massager. he almost purred!
It’s quite a hard massage — like a shiatsu massage — so maybe if you like a gentler touch like I do, it’s not for you. Giving one another massages is always a great and wonderful treat, but I still say that my husband has some truly magical hands!
The Verdict
Apart from being slightly small, I can’t fault this massager, it works great to release tight muscles. Maybe not romantic exactly, but hey, caring for one another can still be a kind of romance! 4.5/5.
Where To Buy
Tis the season to be jolly! Check out Lovehoney’s great advent calendar selection below.
Plus, here’s a little gift from me — you can get 20% off at Lovehoney with my exclusive promo code! Simply enter AFF-LOVEHELEN20 at checkout and enjoy great savings, any time you shop!
That’s it from me for this post. Have you ever tried a vibrating masturbator before? Leave a comment below or read more sex toy review posts.
Until next time, stay safe & have fun!
Love,





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